Wednesday, November 21, 2007

divorce dust

No shit
Never renovate anything by yourself. It will only lead to tears, recriminations and no running water for a week.
I hate camping, in fact I still have post traumatic stress from a childhood of camping. I have no interest in using a bucket for a toilet and boiling water to bathe.
Hire a contractor. Even if he robs you blind and burns your house down you're still better off than doing it yourself.
I need to lay down.

Monday, November 05, 2007

yes or no

So I wanted this product and I called to order it. The conversation began like this:
me: Hi, I want to buy your product.
them: well, let me tell you all about it.
me: no thanks, I have already researched. I just want to go ahead and buy.
them: well first, it is the number one greatest thing ever created and it can save the world and
me: listen I already know..can I buy it?
them:I will send you a brochure that describes it's wondrous beauty and amazing functualability.
me: first I don't think that's the right word and second I already have the brochure. Let me talk to your boss.
them: you can't.
me: can't what?
them: talk to my boss.
me: why not?
them: it's not our procedure. You have to email.
me: listen carefully, I want to BUY right know. I have my credit card in my hand. Do you want me to call your competitor?
them: Do what you

This has happened three times with three different companies.
They have no interest in listening. They want you to listen to them. Twenty minutes later after they have read you their entire pitch only then will they let you buy their shit.

I am not buying anything right now and I urge all Canadians to do the same. A full month of refusing to buy will force these pricks to correct the prices. I am willing to pay a fair price and that is it.
I am even willing to reschedule my Christmas giving.
Everyone will get a gift card and they can use it when the prices drop.
So fuck you Chapters.
and all the rest of you retail assholes.

To my favorite football team Reading,
Holy crap. Can you get your asses in gear please. I don't want to be disloyal but you guys kind of suck right now. I know you have had a lot of injuries and bad things keep happening and blah, blah, excusecakes......get over it. You're all better now ..So start playing like it.
To my second favorite Tottenham,
I like Berbatov and Keane. Stop throwing Jenus in there. he sucks. If you have to? add Dafoe.
If you keep screwing around Berba will be gone in January and you will be relegated. I won't have an ounce of sympathy.

To all the Presidential hopefuls on the Democrat side,
You all look like assholes ganging up on Hilary. It makes you look weak and stupid. If you are so lost for creative ideas you have to play a kindergarten game of she has cooties it hardly makes you Presidential material..unless George Bush is your role model.
Grow up and look around for your balls. Oh wait, Hilary has them already.

Saturday, November 03, 2007

here I sit

The worlds worst typist at her brand new (to me) massive desk...for freeeeee! heh.
Well in the world of free stuff from craigslist the flow has dried up. There is still lots of free stuff don't get me wrong.It's just I already have what they are giving away. I am pretty happy with it too.
So Bush vetoed the health care bill and now he has vetoed the water bill. Strange that the only legislation this guy allows through are bills directly related to his own very personal war.
Sad that the senate and the congress are all gutless assholes. Doesn't it just warm the hearts of all of us to know your next President will be one of those gutless assholes.
I do have to say thank you to the US. Your massive debt, your idiotic credit system and it's subsequent collapse have all created a wonderfully strong Canadian dollar. You can now thank Canada for coming over the border and buying shit. In three months time when all our prices equalize you wont even have that anymore. I suggest you mention that crushing debt next time you see a candidate kissing babies.
You may also mention that Canada, your largest trading partner, has found lots of new friends to play and trade with. What happens to the US when it's largest trading partner decides it can get a better deal with much more honest people somewhere else? It's dollar collapses. The world cashes in it's US bonds.
To attack a country you don't have to throw bombs at it you know. Sometimes it's much smarter to just stop playing with them.
It's just like highschool!
Something George Bush missed being drunk off his ass between cheerleader practices.

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